It’s pool season, and you know what that means: new swimwear! Yay! I love getting new bikinis and rocking them to the pool and beach. It’s one of the best things about warm weather, really. I’ve gotten some super cute suits this year, but while shopping, I have seen some utter monstrosities.

Now, fashion is subjective, and everyone can wear what they want. However, when you’re wearing something to the beach or pool, you are probably going to get some color no matter how much sunscreen you wear. Do you want to have ridiculous tan lines? I don’t think so. Here are some of the most insane swimming suits for women I’ve seen this year that you should absolutely not get:

1. Black Cutout One Piece Swimsuits
If you're into crop circles on your stomach.

2. Cage Bikini Top
It also seems to be made of pleather if you're into that.

3. Criss Cross Monokini
If you want to make your body an argyle print.

4. Criss Cross/Suspender Monokini

5. Criss Cross Bikiny
Because everyone should have lattice-print on their boobs.

6. Caged Bikini
So your boobs can look like lasers shot across your chest.

7. Floral Cutout One-Piece
FYI this is COMPLETELY covered in the back so you can look like a Carebear or something.

8. Criss Cross Halter
If your into weird patterns on your boobs.

9. Crochet One Piece Bathing Suits
Not your grandmother's crochet, amirite?

10. Palm Tree Bikini
You know what I've always felt like my boobs were missing? Palm tree tans.

11. Neoprene Push-up Bandage Bikini from Vilanya.com
Features contrast black pippings and a push up style, flattering cut that is perfect for showing off your curves.